Why Obama needs a team of impatient, unforgiving, third-trimester renegades to whip this country into shape.

This is a rather humorous piece of journalistic genius by Heather Havrilesky.

Here is a teaser:

Jan. 27, 2009 | President Obama has chosen a sharp and able-bodied team to head his administration, but if he really wants to yank the country out of its dismal state, I suggest he enlist the help of some expectant mothers, preferably in their third trimester of pregnancy.